I look at my friend's tits and realize that we're about to have a foursome

I'll kiss my wife, or she'll get jealous, and then I won't see cheating and fmf

Ouch, go easy on the fucking, or you'll break the bed (shit, I broke it 😏)

I don't cheat, but I've had my tits shown and my dick sucked

Yes, we suck together. What do you do if your taste in men is the same?

I'd rather be a father than a speed-freak

Hey, buddy, you know what I'm saying? Why don't you fuck me then 🥹

Oh, finally sperm inside — am I going to get pregnant now? 🤔

I asked you to stroke my dick, and you stuck it in you. Aren't you ashamed, sister?

I should've married this one, she's got bigger tits and ready to suckle

- From ass to pussy and back again? — Yeah, be glad it's not in your mouth

I like that redhead. We're both gonna make my husband wet himself

I showed her my dick, she showed me her tits, we fucked consensually

I'm gonna start the year without sex with my sister-- I took a dump on her face, oops

Shocker, blackmailing me for a blowjob! I'll suck it, but I didn't expect it from my brother

Barbie is for men, everyone wanted to see her get fucked 😏

She puts her ass up and waits — wait, I'm choosing a hole to fuck

Oh! I get it, you want to fuck. You're naked and jerking off in front of me

Caught her husband with his mistress and didn't scold him, she let him cheat

Oh, my husband's calling and I can't talk - I'm giving it to my lover 🫣

Yeah, I let you rip my chastity. I'm 18, you can cum in my mouth

The sex positions the trainer gave are great, but I'm going to learn yoga on my own

What do girls do after a blowjob? If sperm is in your mouth — kissing

Girlfriends wanted to play with a real dick and called Uncle Ben